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Drunkard #1: I will become the chief prime minister tomorrow!Drunkard #2: That’s impossible… I haven’t resigned yet. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

I was standing at the bar in an International Airport when this small Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me, and starts drinking a beer. I asked him, “Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate, or Ju-Jitsu?” He says “No, why the fuck would you ask me that? Is…

A guy walked into the restroom at a restaurant in LA, and realized that the guy at the sink washing his hands was Frank Sinatra. He greeted Frank, and told him he was a huge fan. Frank smiled and thanked him. Then he told Frank he was with a date and wanted to impress her….

If you want to change the world, do it when you are single!Once you’ re married, you can’t even change the TV channel. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

A guy dies and goes to heaven. He looks around and sees clocks. He asks St. Peter, “What are all these clocks for?” He replies “OH, those are lie clocks, everytime you lie the hands move.” “Whose is that?” “Mother Teresa’s. Its never moved.” “How about that one?” “Oh, thats Abe Lincoln’s. Its moved a…

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