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On a job interview, the manager handed me his laptop and said, “Sell this to me.” So, I took it, left the office, and headed back to my place. Eventually, he phoned me and demanded, “Return my laptop immediately!” I said, “$300, and it’s yours!” #joke #short Read more on page https://www.jokesoftheday.net
Proof of my insanity was when I stole a dried grape from a cow: Textbook unraisin-a-bull behaviour. #joke #short Read more on page https://www.jokesoftheday.net
What’s worse than a âhockey hairdo’? A croquet mullet. #joke #short Read more on page https://www.jokesoftheday.net
If you don’t win at an auction, it leaves a bidder aftertaste. #joke #short Read more on page https://www.jokesoftheday.net
I use an extra sensitive toothpaste…It doesn’t like it when I use other toothpastes. #joke #short Read more on page https://www.jokesoftheday.net
Today I saw a burglar breaking into his own house. Guess he was working from home. What did the tree say to the new spring flower? I’m rooting for you. – Why don’t flowers like to ride bicycles? Because they keep losing their petals! – What did one spring chicken say to the other? You...
You know what really makes me throw up?A dartboard on a ceiling. #joke #short Read more on page https://www.jokesoftheday.net
Matt: “It’s times like this that I wish I’d listened to what my Dad always said.”Jake: “What did he say?”“I don’t know, I wasn’t listening.” #joke #short Read more on page https://www.jokesoftheday.net
What do you call it when your mother’s sisters all gather at a funeral to avenge your death? Vigil Aunties #joke #short Read more on page https://www.jokesoftheday.net
Justice is a dish best served cold…If it were served warm, it would be justwater. #joke #short Read more on page https://www.jokesoftheday.net
