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Today is Bicycle Day! Find a joke about it! Q: When is a bike not a bicycle?A: When it turns into a driveway. Q: What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?A: Attire (a tyre – gettit?). Q: What do you call two hippos riding...
Why do vegetarians have no sense of humour? Because they are irony deficient! #joke #short Read more on page https://www.jokesoftheday.net
Delusions of obesity? You might be a hippochondriac. #joke #short Read more on page https://www.jokesoftheday.net
Yesterday the Police arrested me for unsolicited Spooning…I wasn’t charged, they just held me over night.Which I loved, by the way. #joke #short Read more on page https://www.jokesoftheday.net
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Today is International Bat Appreciation Day! Find a joke about it! What is a bats favorite TV show?Love at first bite. What does a vampire use to bake cakes?Batter. Whatâs printed in the newspapers when a vampire dies?An obatuary. What did the bat do when he didnât know the answer to the teacherâs question?He winged...
I just found out I’m colorblind. The diagnosis came completely out of the purple #joke #short Read more on page https://www.jokesoftheday.net
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Today is World Voice Day! Find a joke about it! If a pig loses its voiceâ¦Is it disgruntled? I lost my voice today.I can’t tell you how annoying it is. How many voice actors does it take to change a light bulb?Six. One to do it, and five to say, âI was offered that job!â...
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