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Bring What You Can Carry

Once there was an old rich man who was afraid of dying and leaving all his wealth behind on earth. So, he took up the matter with God. He pleaded day and night to be able to take all his earthly possessions with him. Finally, God conceded. He said the man could take as much...

Why AWOL?

Why AWOL?

As readers will hopefully have noticed, over the last few months we have been revamping the site, trying to make it more easily accessible and simpler to navigate. In the process, we have come to the realisation that nowhere on the site is any explanation of our name, or how it came to be, so…

Shipwrecked on an Island

Two men were shipwrecked near an island. When they landed ashore, one of them began screaming and yelling, “We’re going to die! We’re going to die! There’s no food! No water! We’re going to die!”The second man leaned calmly against a palm tree. When the first man saw how calm his friend was, he went...

Inside Joke

My mate recently got divorced from his wife. They decided to split the house. He got the outside. #joke #short Read more on page http://www.jokesoftheday.net

She Told Me To Leave

My wife packed my bags and told me to leave.As I was headed out the door, she said, “I hope you live a long and lonely life!”I replied, “So now you want me to stay?” #joke #short Read more on page http://www.jokesoftheday.net

Reading the Dictionary

Tried to read the dictionary in bed last night.Didn’t finish it. Got up to ‘P’. #joke #short Read more on page http://www.jokesoftheday.net

Breakfast Time

“If you’ll make the toast and pour the juice, sweetheart,” said Tracy, the newlywed bride, “breakfast will be ready.” “Good, what are we having for breakfast?” asked Dewey, the new husband. “Toast and juice,” Tracy replied. #joke Read more on page http://www.jokesoftheday.net

Wonders of Water

If you’re feeling down, try drinking a pint of water before going to bed. It’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning. #joke #short Read more on page http://www.jokesoftheday.net