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  • Your Horoscopes

    Aries | March 21 to April 19

    An in-depth study will reveal that, contrary to popular belief, bedbugs are great and you are the problem.

    Taurus | April 20 to May 20

    Nothing of note will happen to you this week, as the dozens of people you’ll tell about it will be able to attest.

    Gemini | May 21 to June 20

    The universal redshift indicates that the stars are flying away from us at astounding velocities. Perhaps it is more accurate to say “from you.”

    Cancer | June 21 to July 22

    Venus rising in your sign sounds like a welcome harbinger of romantic good tidings, but the zodiac assures you it’s merely decorative.
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  • Your Horoscopes

    Aries | March 21 to April 19

    Your triumphant exit from the worst job you’ve ever had is spoiled when a wino drenches you in flammable vodka vomit and sets you on fire with a menthol cigarette.

    Taurus | April 20 to May 20

    You are a person of uncommon vision. No matter who attempts to dissuade you, hold fast to your belief that your genitals are cramped and need to roam free.

    Gemini | May 21 to June 20

    The stars are peeved that you didn’t renew your subscription to Sky & Telescope magazine, so expect a fat, painful cyst on your ass.

    Cancer | June 21 to July 22

    Take comfort that your funeral next Friday will set attendance records at Radio City Music Hall, as all of New York celebrates.
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  • Your Horoscopes

    Aries | March 21 to April 19

    The mystery of your parentage will be solved this week when General Motors recalls you and 20,000 of your brothers and sisters.

    Taurus | April 20 to May 20

    The twin spectres of confusion and bankruptcy haunt your life when Robert Duvall confronts you with a prenuptial contract you do not remember signing.

    Gemini | May 21 to June 20

    You run afoul of the school board this week when you refuse to answer its questions about the space-heaters installed in your children’s lungs.

    Cancer | June 21 to July 22

    Despite repeated sacrifices to Venus, no loss of virginity is scheduled for you this week.
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  • The Golfing Wish That Backfired: A Frog, Three Wishes … and One Very Clever Wife

    A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes.” The woman freed the frog and the frog said, “Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes – that whatever you wish for…

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  • Heavenly timing: 3 prayer jokes with wicked twists

    There’s something about bedtime prayers that feels sweet, innocent and wholesome … until the punchline lands. If you enjoy classic joke-telling with a clever twist at the end, these three prayer-themed gags will have you chuckling – and maybe keeping an ear out next time someone says “goodbye” during grace. One evening a father overheard his son saying his prayers: “God bless Mommy…

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  • Daily Joke: Pete and Mick were in court

    Pete and Mick were in court and standing before the judge. “Why can’t this case be settled out of court?” the judge asked. Pete looked up at the judge and said: “That’s what we were trying to do, your honour, when the police interfered.”.
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  • Daily Joke: An elderly man owned a farm

    An elderly man had owned a farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the…
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  • Daily Joke: A blonde calls a pharmacy…

    A blonde calls a pharmacy to ask if she needs an infant scale to weigh a baby. “No, not at all,” says the clerk. “Most mothers figure out an infant’s weight by weighing themselves while holding the baby and then subtracting their own weight.” “Oh, that won’t work,” says the blonde. “I’m not the mother—I’m the aunt.”…
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  • Daily Joke: A mosquito takes to the skies

    It was a baby mosquito’s first day flying out from home. When the mosquito came back home later that day, the father mosquito asked, “How was your journey?” The baby mosquito replied, “It went great, everyone was clapping for me!”…
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