AWOL

Mindy: “I finally fixed that annoying noise in my car.”Missy: “Really? How did you do it?’Mindy: “I opened the door and pushed him out.” #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

3,027 years from today, life will either be really good or really bad…It’s 5050! #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

A woman walks into her bathroom to see her husband sucking in his stomach. “You know that won’t help you lose weight,” she says. “I know that,” says the husband. “But it will help me see the numbers.” A pianist goes into a bar that he wasn’t there for 3 years The pianist goes to...

Sometimes I wake up grumpy… But other times I let her sleep in! What smells better than it tastes? A nose. I have 6 legs, 4 arms and a 3 heads. What am i? A liar. Bruce Lee had a vegan brother. Broco Lee. I have been teaching my dog to fetch tools from my...

I used to think drinking was bad for me.So I gave up thinking. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

I had an appointment with my cardiologist yesterday and on his door it read 8 to 5. I left immediately!Why? I have to have better odds than that. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net