AWOL

Son: “Dad! Dad! There is a monster under my bed!” Dad: “Enjoy it while you can son, when you get married the monster sleeps in your bed.” #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

Do you have a Band-Aid? I have hurt myself while falling for you. You better direct that beauty elsewhere because you drive me up the wall. Girl, you’re so stunning. I just forgot my pickup line. Your dad must be Liam Neeson because I’m Taken with you. If grapes make your skin beautiful, your home...

Every time I get a headache I take 2 Ibuprofen and keep away from my children…Just like the bottle says. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

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I rescued a cow from a slaughterhouse…… I named them Jake from Steak Farm. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

I saw a man stealing groceries the other day while on the shoulders of a couple of vampires.He got charged with shoplifting on two counts. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net