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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says…
Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says “I’ll have a glass of h two o”. The second says “I’ll have a glass of h two o too”. They both get a glass of water because the bartender isn’t a moron, and anyway what kind of bar even keeps hydrogen peroxide let alone sell…
“Men can punch twice as hard as women”
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Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean…
Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea – one called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian, “I’m fed up with being a prawn, I…
A man walks into a bar and orders a 21-year-old whiskey
He takes a sip and then spits it out. “I asked for a 21-year-old, this is 18 years! I’m not paying! Give me a 12-year-old cognac.” The bartender serves him, and the man spits it out again. “This is only 10 years! I’m not paying!” The bartender starts getting frustrated. After more and more drinks…
After the riots: we must defend free speech
The UK’s race riots have sparked an inevitable crackdown. But alongside rightly locking up the despicable rioters, UK prime minister Keir Starmer seems to have all of our liberties in his sights. He’s called for more surveillance, more censorship of social media. This would be a catastrophic mistake. Here, Fraser Myers argues that any crusade…
Orange is the new fat 🍊
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Tickle Your Tuesday: 11 Hilarious Jokes to Brighten Your Day
I really enjoy hearing all of the national anthems played at the Olympics. I love country music. In this hot weather, I find the best way to keep cool is to strip off and stand in front of an open refrigerator… Now I’m banned from Asda, Sainsbury’s and Morrisons! Me: No. Son: Hmm. I feel…
One Dollar per Point
A college professor was giving a big science test. Upon collecting the tests she noticed a note attached to one of them with a $100 bill underneath it. The note read, “One dollar per point please.”The professor returned the test the following with $40 and a note attached. The note read, “Here’s your $40 change.”…
Guy’s sitting on the couch…
Guy’s sitting on the couch. From the kitchen he hears, “Babe…. can you help me?” He goes to the kitchen. “What are you doing?” She says, “I’m trying to do this jigsaw puzzle.” “What’s it supposed to be?” he asks. She picks up the box. “A Rooster.” “Honey,” he says. “Let’s put the cornflakes back…