AWOL

My kids are so open to experiencing culture. They’ll try anything, from chicken tenders at an Indian restaurant to chicken tenders at a Mexican restaurant. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

A burglar broke into a home. He heard a soft voice say, “Jesus is watching you.” Thinking it was just his imagination, he continued his search. Again, “Jesus is watching you.” He turned his flashlight around, and saw a parrot in a cage. He asked the parrot if he was the one talking. The parrot...

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.I’ll let you know… Is there anything worse than when it’s raining cats and dogs?Yes! Hailing taxis. I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes.Turns out it was the refrigerator all along. I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus,but geometry is where I draw the...

A husband and wife had a big argument. Frustrated and fed up, the wife called up her mom and said, “We fought again, I can’t do this anymore. I am coming to live with you.” Mom said, “No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to live with you.” #joke #short Read...