June the 9th is Johnny Deppâs Birthday! Wish him happy birthday with these jokes. Did Johnny Depp just win the defamation caseor was it⦠misheardââ? Amber Heard’s net worth is $2.5 million and she now has to pay Johnny Depp $15 million… Yeah, she’s forever going to be in Deppââ. What did Johnny Depp’s bed...
I’m sick of vegans interrogating me about my eating habits. It’s like the Spinach Inquisition! #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One weighs a ton, and the other is a little lighter. Three men were in a boat and had four cigarettes, but no lighter, So they threw one cigarette overboard, and the whole boat became a cigarette lighter. I used to be a programmer for autocorrect...
There was a guy in high school that landed a date with the hottest girl in class for the prom.First, he went to pick out a suit, and had to wait in a huge line.Then he went and picked out flowers, and waited in a huge line.Even when he called around for limo’s, he had...
A hillbilly father is sitting on his porch, shotgun in hand as his three daughters are about to start dating. The first boy comes up the steps and says to him : “Hi I’m Eddy, I’m her for Betty, we’re going for spaghetti, is she ready?” The father looks at the harmless boy and yells...
I entered a palindrome contest. I got top spot. I recently tried to write a book on plants It was too difficult. I should have used paper. 4 years ago today I married my best friend⦠My wife still hasn’t forgiven me but me and Dave were drunk at the time and thought it was...
Son: âMom, can I have $20?âMom: âDoes it look like I am made of money?âSon: âWell, isn’t that what M-O-M stands for?â #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net