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I saw a man stealing groceries the other day while on the shoulders of a couple of vampires.He got charged with shoplifting on two counts. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

Why is the Grinch such a good gardener? He has a green thumb. What type of key do you need to put on a Nativity play? A don-key. Who is the only one to not eat at Christmas dinner? The turkey, it’s always stuffed! Why was the advent calendar afraid? Its days were numbered! What’s...

My wife texted me “I love u”.I said that’s my favorite letter, too. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

Gold asked British people to post their favorite jokes online. A group of judges picked the best ones, and then 2,000 people voted anonymously. The joke that got the most votes made fun of a recent event where thousands of priceless artefacts were stolen from the famous British Museum in London. 1.Did you hear about...

Car Dealer: “This car had just one careful owner.”Buyer: “But look at it, it’s a wreck!”Car dealer: “Well yes, you see, the other seven owners weren’t quite as careful.” #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

Did you hear about the terrible sinking of the cargo ship which was carrying shoes? Thousands of soles were lost to the sea that day. I’ve found something my wife’s bum doesn’t look big in… The distance! My wife says the salad I make tends to be a bit on the “dry” side. It’s definitely...

Talk about writing skills…Lawyers are the only people who can write a 10,000-word document and call it a “brief”! #joke #short #lawyer Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net