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Two men were shipwrecked near an island. When they landed ashore, one of them began screaming and yelling, “We’re going to die! We’re going to die! There’s no food! No water! We’re going to die!”The second man leaned calmly against a palm tree. When the first man saw how calm his friend was, he went...
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My mate recently got divorced from his wife. They decided to split the house. He got the outside. #joke #short Read more on page http://www.jokesoftheday.net
My wife packed my bags and told me to leave.As I was headed out the door, she said, “I hope you live a long and lonely life!âI replied, “So now you want me to stay?” #joke #short Read more on page http://www.jokesoftheday.net
Tried to read the dictionary in bed last night.Didn’t finish it. Got up to ‘P’. #joke #short Read more on page http://www.jokesoftheday.net
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“If you’ll make the toast and pour the juice, sweetheart,” said Tracy, the newlywed bride, “breakfast will be ready.” “Good, what are we having for breakfast?” asked Dewey, the new husband. “Toast and juice,” Tracy replied. #joke Read more on page http://www.jokesoftheday.net
If youâre feeling down, try drinking a pint of water before going to bed. Itâll give you a reason to get up in the morning. #joke #short Read more on page http://www.jokesoftheday.net
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, “You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don’t have to wait as long to get our coffee.”The husband said, “You are in charge of the cooking around here so you...
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