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I was furious at my English teacher for dropping me down to a B for missing just a single period. However, I’m sure he’ll be worried enough to increase it to an A after I inform him that I’ve actually missed three periods. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

Two monsters went to a Halloween party. Suddenly one said to the other, “A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?” The other monster replied, “Be a gentleman and roll them back to her.” #joke #short #halloween Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

A tired u.s. army veteran is looking for a seat on a busy British train. He can’t find a seat so he walks up to a British lady and asked “ma’am may I use your seat?”. The British lady responded with “can’t you see my puppy is sitting here? How rude are you Americans are.”...

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I opened my birthday card and loads of rice fell out.I knew right away who sent it…It was my Uncle Ben. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net