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My friend Jim told me that when he asked his wife where she wanted to go on vacation, she said that being married to him was a vacation.When I commented that was a nice thing to say to him, Jim replied, “Well, actually, what she said was I was the ‘last resort.'” #joke #short Read...

A man goes to a Unitarian Universalist service for the first time, and later is asked what he thought of it. “Darndest church I ever went to,” he replies, “the only time I heard the name of Jesus Christ was when the janitor fell down the stairs.” #joke #short Read more on page http://www.jokesoftheday.net

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Golf balls are like eggs… They are both white, sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to go out and buy more.​ #joke #short Read more on page http://www.jokesoftheday.net

Once there was an old rich man who was afraid of dying and leaving all his wealth behind on earth. So, he took up the matter with God. He pleaded day and night to be able to take all his earthly possessions with him. Finally, God conceded. He said the man could take as much...