AWOL

A woman entered the pharmacy, approached the pharmacist, made direct eye contact, and began to speak. “I would like to buy some cyanide.” The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?” The lady: “I need it to poison my husband.” The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he exclaimed: “Lord have mercy! I...

Diner: “Pardon me, waiter, but what kind of pie it is?”Waiter: “What does it taste like?”Diner: “I don’t know.”Waiter: “Then what’s the difference?” #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

I took the batteries out of my carbon monoxide detector today… The loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick and dizzy! What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire. Me: What’s the wifi password? Barman: You need to buy...

I think I may need professional help…A chef, a butler, and a maid should do it. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

My friend decided to get a face tattoo of his favorite Star Wars character. You should’ve seen the Luke on his face! #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

I was furious at my English teacher for dropping me down to a B for missing just a single period. However, I’m sure he’ll be worried enough to increase it to an A after I inform him that I’ve actually missed three periods. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

Two monsters went to a Halloween party. Suddenly one said to the other, “A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?” The other monster replied, “Be a gentleman and roll them back to her.” #joke #short #halloween Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net