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1. Why did the snowman hold up his arms?He was told to freeze. 2. What did the black ice ask the car?Wanna go for a spin? 3. How do you know when a snowman is scared?He’s sitting in yellow snow. 4. What did the mitten say to the hand?I’ve got you covered. 5. Why did...

Question: How much should I spend on a really good bottle of wine? Half an hour?Twenty minutes? #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

You do not need a parachute to go skydiving…You need a parachute to go skydiving twice. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

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Christmas jokes and puns from 2023, although some older jokes might slip through If these 107 Christmas jokes is not enough for you, please find lot more of Christmas jokes in our Christmas jokes collection What does the Gingerbread Man use to make his bed? Cookie sheets! What’s Santa Claus’s favourite track & field event?...

While the family was sitting around the dinner table, Jennifer, 5, turned to her brother Andy, 3, and pointed to her dad. “That’s not your real father,” she said, startling the whole family.“Yes, he is!” Andy replied.“No, he’s not,” Jennifer insisted. “God is your heavenly father.”Then pointing at her dad, she said, “That’s your homely...