AWOL

I had an appointment with my cardiologist yesterday and on his door it read 8 to 5. I left immediately!Why? I have to have better odds than that. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

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What did one pumpkin pie say to the other? “You wanna piece of me?” How did you find grandma’s turkey this year? I just looked next to the gravy. Why did the policeman stop you on your way home last Thanksgiving? Because you far exceeded your feed limit. What did the leftover turkey say? “Make...

Why is Thanksgiving a great holiday for gossip? Because the best part are the side dishes. Why do turkeys love R-rated movies? Because they use fowl language. If pilgrims traveled on the Mayflower, what do college students travel on? Scholar ships. Why are Thanksgiving and Halloween similar? They both have gobble-ins. Check more of New...