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Guy’s sitting on the couch. From the kitchen he hears, “Babe…. can you help me?” He goes to the kitchen. “What are you doing?” She says, “I’m trying to do this jigsaw puzzle.” “What’s it supposed to be?” he asks. She picks up the box. “A Rooster.” “Honey,” he says. “Let’s put the cornflakes back…
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I saw a coupon for a discount on a vasectomy.I clipped it. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
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What happens when a police officer gets into bed?He becomes an undercover cop. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
As we were putting out cookies for Santa on Christmas Eve, I accidentally dropped one. “No problem,” I said, picking it up and dusting it off before placing it back on the plate.“You can’t do that,” argued my four-year-old.“Don’t worry. Santa will never know.”He shot me a look. “So he knows if I’ve been bad...
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Multi-colored lights are the Crocs of Christmas lights. Frank Lowe @GayAtHomeDad What did the wise men say after they offered up their gifts of gold and frankincense? Wait, there’s myrrh. What do you call Santa when he stops moving? Santa Pause. What song does Beyonce like to perform during the holidays? All the Jingle Ladies....
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