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Today is National National Caramel Day (USA). Have a Caramel, or few! My girlfriend likes to tie me to the bed and cover me in chocolate and caramel She’s a dominatwix I like my women how I like my coffee. Medium cold, French Vanilla and Caramel Swirl, Regular. How did the hipster burn his mouth?...
It is International Carrot Day! Have a carrot! What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! Why did the carrot get an award? Because it was outstanding in its field! Why do carrots never start a fight? Because they always turnip the beet! What do you call a carrot that insults other vegetables? A...
Today is World Party Day! Have a party! A guy showed up at his friend’s costume party carrying a woman on his back. The host asked, “What on earth are you dressed as?” The guy replied, “I’m a snail.” The host, looking puzzled, said, “How can you be a snail when all you have is...
My bloody rude neighbour came over banging on the door at 2.00am last night.………Luckily I was still up playing my drums!!Hat Tip > Roland #joke Read more on page http://www.jokesoftheday.net
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In a bad mood? Go praise somebody from Helsinki. That produces endorse Finns. #joke #short Read more on page http://www.jokesoftheday.net
Today is National Crayon Day! Have some fun with crayons. Crayons are just like M&Ms… They taste the same no matter what colour they are. I heard in the news that thay’ve found harmful materials in cosmetics and childrens crayons, but in the defense of the big corporations… They’re doing asbestos they can. My wife...
It is Eiffel Tower Day today! The day marks the completion of the Eiffel Tower on this day in 1889! I Tried To Climb The Eiffel Tower Once But eiffel! What do you call a tourist visiting the Eiffel Tower? PariSites. #joke #short #eiffeltowerday Read more on page http://www.jokesoftheday.net
