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That wife of mine is a liar said the angry husband to a sympathetic palseated next to him in the bar. “How do you know?” the friend asked. “She didn’t come home last night and when I asked her where she’dbeen, she said she had spent the night with her sister, Shirley.” “So?” “So she’s…

To get his mind off his losing streak at the racetrack, I took my friend horseback riding. Being a novice, he freaked when his horse took off.“How do I get it to slow down?!” he yelled.“Bet on it!” I hollered back. #joke #short #animal #horse Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

The Bartender asks “Rough day?”, the man replies “Yeah, I just found out that my brother is gay”, the Bartender says “Well everyone has their own path”. The next day the man walks into the bar again and says “4 drinks please”, the Bartender asks “Another rough day?”, the man replies “Yeah, I just found…

The bartender says “Sorry mate, you have to pay up. I can’t just serve a free drink The man then whispers “I have a 10 inch pianist in my pocket, and he can play a little jig for you. If I can prove that, can I get the drink then?” The bartender ponders, but then…

“Those are fighting words where I come from!”“Well, then why don’t you fight?!?!”“Cause I ain’t where I come from!” #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

He takes a seat at the bar and orders a pint from the landlord. Landlord says “Uh, mate, you can’t have that rat in here.” Man replies “Ah don’t worry. You see, he’s a special rat, he could out drink any man in this pub. Give me a pint and I’ll show you.” The landlord…