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2 hunters are lost in the woods. After wandering around for a couple hours they decide to weigh their options, one says: “I heard if you shoot in the air someone will hear and come to your rescue”. So they fire a few times in the air and wait, nothing happens so they try again...

What is tact?Tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to be sarcastic. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

I made a lamb curry last night… Apparently they prefer grass! Someone stole all my lamps you’d think I’d be upset… but I’m actually delighted. I’m going to have to return the camouflage jacket I bought last week… I just can’t see myself wearing it! My Dad always said it was rude to point… Great...

What kind of dessert sticks to the wall?Pie-der Man! What do you call roasted vegetables that run from the kitchen to the table?Hustle Sprouts! Need more Thanksgiving jokes? We have hughe Thanksgiving jokes collection If the Mayflower brought the Pilgrims, what brought their dogs?The Collie-flower! What do you call the ghost of a turkey?A poultry-geist!...

I hate it when I can’t figure out how to operate the iPad and my tech guy is asleep. He’s 5 and it’s past his bedtime. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

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