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I just found out I’m colorblind. The diagnosis came completely out of the purple #joke #short Read more on page https://www.jokesoftheday.net

Today is World Voice Day! Find a joke about it! If a pig loses its voice…Is it disgruntled? I lost my voice today.I can’t tell you how annoying it is. How many voice actors does it take to change a light bulb?Six. One to do it, and five to say, “I was offered that job!”...

Today is World Art Day! Find a joke about it! What do you call someone hanging out by the wall?Art. Why couldn’t the man afford expensive art?He had no Monet. Why was the artist hauled to court?To face the mosaic. What is Salvador Dali’s favorite thing to eat for breakfast?A bowl of surreal. Which famous...

Today is National Dolphin Day! Find a joke about it! Why don’t dolphins play basketball? Because they’re afraid of the net! What is a dolphin’s favourite TV programme? Whale of fortune! What does a dolphin ask when he doesn’t understand? Can you be more Pacific?! How do dolphins make a decision? They flipper coin! #worlddolphinday...

My Russian mechanic souped up my car. Now it drives like a Borscht! #joke #short Read more on page https://www.jokesoftheday.net

My wife and I are a temperamental couple…I’ve got a temper and she’s mental. #joke #short Read more on page https://www.jokesoftheday.net

1. Why did the crab never share? Because he’s shellfish. 2. Did you hear the rumour about butter? Well, I’m not going to spread it! 3. What do you call a man who can’t stand? Neil. 4. I wouldn’t buy anything with velcro. It’s a total rip-off! 5. Dad, did you get a haircut? No,...