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The Bartender asks “Rough day?”, the man replies “Yeah, I just found out that my brother is gay”, the Bartender says “Well everyone has their own path”. The next day the man walks into the bar again and says “4 drinks please”, the Bartender asks “Another rough day?”, the man replies “Yeah, I just found…
The bartender says “Sorry mate, you have to pay up. I can’t just serve a free drink The man then whispers “I have a 10 inch pianist in my pocket, and he can play a little jig for you. If I can prove that, can I get the drink then?” The bartender ponders, but then…
“Those are fighting words where I come from!”“Well, then why don’t you fight?!?!”“Cause I ain’t where I come from!” #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
He takes a seat at the bar and orders a pint from the landlord. Landlord says “Uh, mate, you can’t have that rat in here.” Man replies “Ah don’t worry. You see, he’s a special rat, he could out drink any man in this pub. Give me a pint and I’ll show you.” The landlord…
Chris Snowdon on the maddest riot takes. https://www.spiked-online.com/podcast-episode/big-keir-is-watching-you/
Johnny’s Father asked for the password to our Wi-Fi. “It’s taped under the modem,” I told him.After three failed attempts to log on, he asked, “Am I spelling this right?T-A-P-E-D-U-N-D-E-R-T-H-E-M-O-D-E-M #joke #short #father Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
He confesses, “I was trying to save up for my dream house, but someone bought it before I could. I got so furious and jealous that I disguised myself as a utility worker and went to his place while he was at work. I ended up seducing his wife, and while she was in the…
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