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Why does a burger have less calories than a steak? Because it is in its “GROUND” state! Have you heard of the physicist who got chilled to absolute zero. He’s 0K now. A photon checks into a hotel and the bell boy asks what luggage he carries. What could be Photon’s reply? “I did not...

It’s National Hug a Plumber Day on April 25! Find few sort jokes and one bit longer joke about Plumbers What do plumbers and teachers have in common?They both gotta deal with little crap all day. What does a plumber say in a library?“Pipe Down!” What vegetable do plumbers hate?Leeks. What do plumbers and economists...

The lack of standards around here makes me ANSI. #joke #short Read more on page https://www.jokesoftheday.net

April 24th is #ScreamDay, created to bring awareness to the benefits of screaming. #Scream some #jokes! My wife screamed, “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!”I was taken aback… what a weird way to start a conversation. A pregnant woman screams COULDN’T WOULDN’T SHOULDN’T CAN’T…The Dr said “nothing to worry about,...

April 23rd is St. George’s Day, named after St. George, the patron saint of England. A weary traveler in 18th century England, hungry and tired, approached a roadside inn with a sign that read: “Saint George and the Dragon.” He knocked on the door. The innkeeper’s wife poked her head out of a window. “Any...

I’m so good at Who’s the Boss? trivia – they call me Tony Miscellani. #joke #short Read more on page https://www.jokesoftheday.net

April 23rd is World Book and Copyright Day! Find a joke about it! A man walks into a library and asks the librarian, “Do you have any books on how to create suspense?”The librarian pauses for a moment, then says, “Yes, but I’m not going to tell you where they are!” #worldbookandcopyrightday #joke Read more...