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April 29th is International Dance Day! Find related jokes about it: 1. How many dancer teachers does it take to change a light bulb?Five! Six! Seven! Eight! 2. What did the ballet dancer say when her shoe was stollen?This is pointe-less! 3. What do you call dancing by the sink?Tap dancing. 4. What’s a chip’s...

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April 28th is World Day for Safety and Health at Work! Find some jokes about it: Danger is my middle name but Safety first. Why did the safety manager avoid the pile of LSD in the middle of the floor? He felt it was a tripping hazard. BMW recalls 300,000 due to one safety hazard…...

Someone once told me, “GO FOR BROKE!”I’m happy to report that I succeeded. #joke #short Read more on page https://www.jokesoftheday.net

Health inspector: “I’m afraid you have too many roaches in here.”Restaurant owner: “How many am I allowed?” #joke #short Read more on page https://www.jokesoftheday.net

A man was stocking produce at the grocery store when a woman approached, asking, “Excuse me, where’s the broccoli? I can’t seem to find it.” He replied, “I apologize, ma’am, we’re out of broccoli today. We’ll have more tomorrow morning.” Resuming his work, he was arranging oranges when the same woman tapped his shoulder and...

I don’t like the high seas. If I ever went on a pirate ship, they would clock me in the groin, and call me ‘gland clubber!‘ #joke #short Read more on page https://www.jokesoftheday.net