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A man walks into a bar and orders a glass of 21-year-old whiskey. He takes a sip, then immediately spits it out. “I asked for a 21-year-old whiskey! This is only 18 years. I’m not paying for this! Bring me a 12-year-old cognac instead.” The bartender complies, but again, the man spits it out. “This…
Little Johnny rushes inside, out of breath and shouts, “Mother! Mother! Give me some money for the poor old man that’s shouting along the road!” His mother replies, “What is he shouting?” “Ice creams! Come get your ice cream…” #joke #short #mother Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
Candice Holdsworth, Tom Slater and Fraser Myers discuss the bleakness of the Labour government and how the crisis in prisons shames the technocratic elites. This is a clip from the latest episode of the spiked podcast. Watch the full episode here:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XVNQ1DXDos. Become a spiked supporter: https://www.spiked-online.com/support/ Sign up to spiked’s newsletters: https://www.spiked-online.com/newsletters/
A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. The bartender points to a sign that says, “NO JOKES SERVED HERE” and asks them to leave. They head out without a word. The next day, a horse walks in. Same deal—bartender points to the sign, and with a long face, the horse leaves….
I don’t worry about Friday the 13th. It’s bad luck to be superstitious. On Friday the 13th, I dreamt that a horse in armor was chasing me. It was a Knightmare. What’s the scariest thing to do on Friday the 13th? Check your bank account. Read more on page: 22 Friday The 13th Jokes Whats…
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A young boy walks into a barber shop, and the barber leans in and says to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch and see.” The barber then places a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, calling the boy over and asking, “Which one do you…
A guy gets bitten by a zombie but he hasn’t completely turned yet. The end of his finger fell off so he handed it to a non-infected man saying, “This can happen to you, now run!”Before running, the appreciative man looks back and says, “Thanks for the tip!” #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
