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An older man at the evening function bowed his head and wept quietly but copiously while while a young woman rendered the plaintive ballad, “My Old Kentucky Home.”The hostess tiptoed up to him and inquired tenderly, “Pardon me, are you a Kentuckian?”“Nay, madam,” the tearful one replied, “I’m a musician.” #joke Read more on page…
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Helen Joyce on the dangers of medical transition.
Here is a joke that my 8 year old twins found very funny when I told them: A man enters a craft chocolates shop and asks if they could make a chocolate model car for him. “Sure, no problem” “And can it look like the VW Beetle that my dad had?” “Nice idea, no problem…
A man goes to the doctor complaining about constantly hearing the song “Delilah” in his head. The doctor says, “That sounds like a textbook case of Tom Jones syndrome.” The man asks, “Never heard of that. Is it common?” The doctor responds, “It’s not unusual.” #joke #short #doctor Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
The United States is the only country where a housewife hires a woman to do her cleaning, so she can do volunteer work at the day care, where the cleaning woman leaves her child.Go figure. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber One Samurai, “Demonstrate your skills!” commanded the Emperor. The Japanese samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box, and released a fly. He drew his samurai sword and “swish”; the fly fell…
Inaya Folarin Iman joins Tom Slater and Fraser Myers to discuss the exploding pagers in Lebanon. This is a clip from the latest episode of the spiked podcast. Watch the full episode here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyaEiGnH0vE Become a spiked supporter: https://www.spiked-online.com/support/ Sign up to spiked’s newsletters: https://www.spiked-online.com/newsletters/
“I’m a walking economy,” a man was overheard saying…“My hairline’s in recession, my waist is a victim of inflation, and together they’re putting me in a deep depression.” #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
I was sitting on the sofa last night watching TV, when my wife from the bedroom yelled, “Do you ever get pains on the chest like someone’s got a voodoo doll and they’re stabbing it?” I replied, “No.” Then she asked, “How about now? #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
