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There was a Roman emperor who never aged after he turned 19. His name was Constant Teen. At the age of 65 my Grandma started walking 10 kilometers a day. She’s 92 now and we have no idea where she is. #joke #short Read more on page https://www.jokesoftheday.net

Did you hear about the guy who made a fortune investing in apples?Turns out he was in cider trading. #joke #short Read more on page https://www.jokesoftheday.net

I just changed my computer login password to “Alcatraz” and now the “Esc”button won’t work? My wife left me because of my addiction to touching pasta. Now I’m feeling cannelloni… I love my job. Wife: But all you do all day is round up cows. Farmer: What did you say to me? Wife: You herd....

I’m an expert at picking leaves and heating them in water. It’s my special tea. “I have a split personality” said Bob, being frank. My doctor told me to drink two glasses of red wine after a hot bath. But I can’t even finish drinking the hot bath. I don’t own a telescope, but it’s...

A mother enters her daughter’s bedroom and sees a letter over the bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands: It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice, with all his piercing and...

my ex-wife still misses me but her aim is getting better! i tried to remarry my ex wife she figured I was only after my money I swapped my wife’s lipstick with super glue She’s still not talking to me #joke #short Read more on page https://www.jokesoftheday.net

The annoying crow who wouldn’t shut up lost its job. Why? Well, there was just caws. #joke #short Read more on page https://www.jokesoftheday.net