AWOL

To get his mind off his losing streak at the racetrack, I took my friend horseback riding. Being a novice, he freaked when his horse took off.“How do I get it to slow down?!” he yelled.“Bet on it!” I hollered back. #joke #short #animal #horse Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

“Those are fighting words where I come from!”“Well, then why don’t you fight?!?!”“Cause I ain’t where I come from!” #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

The bartender says “Sorry mate, you have to pay up. I can’t just serve a free drink The man then whispers “I have a 10 inch pianist in my pocket, and he can play a little jig for you. If I can prove that, can I get the drink then?” The bartender ponders, but then…

He takes a seat at the bar and orders a pint from the landlord. Landlord says “Uh, mate, you can’t have that rat in here.” Man replies “Ah don’t worry. You see, he’s a special rat, he could out drink any man in this pub. Give me a pint and I’ll show you.” The landlord…

Johnny’s Father asked for the password to our Wi-Fi. “It’s taped under the modem,” I told him.After three failed attempts to log on, he asked, “Am I spelling this right?T-A-P-E-D-U-N-D-E-R-T-H-E-M-O-D-E-M #joke #short #father Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

He confesses, “I was trying to save up for my dream house, but someone bought it before I could. I got so furious and jealous that I disguised myself as a utility worker and went to his place while he was at work. I ended up seducing his wife, and while she was in the…

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