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A joke my son told me: Why is 9 afraid of 3? Because he was squared of him. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

Putin dies and goes to hell. One day the devil allows him a day back on earth. Putin goes to a bar in Moscow. He ask the bartender “Is Crimea ours?” “yes” “Donbass?” “Thats also ours” “Kyiv?” “Ours” Putin is happy and prepares to go back to hell, he asks the barteneder “How much do…

International Coffee Day takes place on October 1, an occasion to celebrate coffee as a beverage and have fun with Coffee Jokes I like my coffee like “I like my coffee” jokes. Not made by me. Why did the coffee file a police report?Because it got mugged! What do you call sad coffee?A depresso. How…

“So, officer, let me get this straight. You’re telling me it’s illegal to have 12 glasses of wine and fall asleep on a 5 hour flight? I wasn’t rude or rowdy, I didn’t yell at anyone. At least two of the passengers were more drunk than me and you didn’t arrest them” Arresting officer: “Well…

I met my wife on Tinder.That was awkward. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

A man walks onto the campus of Yale University. He walks up to a student and asks “Where’s the bathroom at?” The student responds haughtily, “Here at Yale, we’re taught not to end a sentence with a preposition.” The man realizing his terrible unforgivable mistake corrects himself, “Where’s the bathroom at asshole?” #joke Read more…

How many translators does it take to change a light bulb? It depends on the context. The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense. A teacher asked a particularly dull, lazy, and objectionable pupil if he was ignorant or apathetic. The pupil replied: “I don’t know, and I don’t…