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What did the barista say to their crush? I like you a latte. If you were a phone from Apple, then you would be called iGorgeous. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you. You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop after I have been binge-watching Netflix. What...

A woman was found guilty in traffic court and when asked for her occupation she said she was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from the bench. “Madam, I have waited years for a schoolteacher to appear before this court.”He smiled with delight. “Now sit down at that table and write, ‘I will not run a...

Why are there so many cigarette ads at auto races? Because the tobacco companies will profit from car-synergic events. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

My wife asked me what “mansplaining” means …now what am I supposed to do? If you spell the words “Absolutely Nothing” backwards, you get “Gnihton Yletulosba” … …which ironically means Absolutely nothing. I was feeling depressed. So my wife put her hand on my shoulder and said: “Earth.” That meant the world to me. I...

Where can you watch a horse-faced woman run around like crazy? A Palin drome #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

World Hypertension Day is observed every May 17th in order to raise awareness and promote hypertension prevention, detection and control. Raise awareness with these jokes. Why did the skeptic suffer from high blood pressure? He was taking everything with a grain of salt. My doctor just prescribed me blood pressure medication it was a tough...

A priest came to a dying author to read him his last rites.”Do you reject the devil?” asked the priest.”This is no time to be making enemies,” replied the author. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

Why can’t Satan’s cheerleading squad win any competitions?Because they have literally no chants in Hell. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

When reporters asked Pierre Trudeau if his carpet would ever match his drapes, he replied “Just swatch me!” #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net