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Bob sent Alice the following email: “Dear Alice, I must be getting so forgetful. I proposed to you last night , but have forgotten whether you said yes or no.”Alice replied: “Dear Bob. It is so good to hear from you. I know I said no to someone last night, but I had forgotten just…
My son and his wife stopped by Sunday unannounced to visit. I wouldn’t answer the door but I did hold up my new medicine container and pointed to the instructions. Instructions read: “Take one tablet before bedtime and Keep away from children.” #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
Chris Snowdon on the Last Orders pod.
A husband and wife get into a huge argument. They are calling each other names, swearing, and throwing things at each. Finally the wife grabs a suitcase and throws a bunch of the husband’s clothes into it and says, “that’s it, I’ve had enough of you! Take this suitcase and GET THE HELL OUT!” As…
So Little Johnny’s teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Johnny unless she is absolutely sure she will win it. One day in class, Johnny raises his hand and says “teacher, I’ll bet you $50 I can guess what color your underwear is.” She replies,…
Toby Young, Tom Slater and Fraser Myers discuss the woke left’s sympathy for Hamas, how James Cleverly imploded and the bald man who sued for sex discrimination. See the spiked podcast and Last Orders live at the Battle of Ideas festival on 19 and 20 October. Get 20 per cent off with the promo code…
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Father: Why don’t you answer the door?Son: Because it didn’t ask a question! #joke #short #father Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
Tim Stanley – historian and Telegraph columnist – returns to The Brendan O’Neill Show. They discuss why James Cleverly had to go, why Reform voters are critical to any Tory recovery, and why Badenoch and Jenrick can’t afford to ignore the culture war. Donate £50 or more to spiked and get a signed copy of…
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said to him, “I’ll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut, then we will…
