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I photographed a bear. It was a Kodiak moment. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

I saw a cactus in Jamaica, and got it confused with pokemon. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

Daughter: “dad, why does Ariel wear seashells” Dad: “because b-shells are too small and d-shells are too big” A police officer just knocked on my door and told me that my dogs are chasing people on bikes. That’s ridiculous, because my dogs don’t even own bikes. In the past, your last name often reflected your...

Four college students missed an important exam, choosing to party instead. They go together to their professor the next day, and said, “We’re sorry we missed the exam. We had a flat tire on the way to class. Is there any way we could possibly take a re-test?” “Sure,” replied the professor. “Come on in...

I did my first nude painting yesterday. The neighbors weren’t happy but the front door looks great! Man walks into an ancient Greek tailors with a pair of ripped trousers. Tailor says, “Euripides?” Man says, “Yeah. Eumenides?” I asked my wife, “Do you know a three letter word for ‘eggs’?” Her: It’s ova. Me: Why?...

Did you hear that rectal piercings can be poisonous? Some of them contain arse nic! #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

A lady dies and the police finds out she was the madam at an illegal brothel They find her black book of workers and clients so they assign Bill, an older, widowed detective to talk to the women to find out more about the operation. They figure as an older man Bill won’t be as...