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If you commit 90 sins, you will be caught about half the time. Because sin90= cot 45 #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, Observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off He asked what she’d like to have for her Birthday. ‘I’d like to be twelve again’, she replied, Still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her Birthday,…

Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad I let her draw things on my body.I gave her a shoulder to crayon. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

My therapist said to write letters to people I hate and then burn them. I did that but now I don’t know what to do with the letters. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

I said to my wife “There’s only one thing that scares me during Halloween.” She said: “Which is?” I said: “Exactly” #joke #short #halloween Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

A woman asked an Army General when was the last time he had made love to a woman. The general replied “1956, ma’am.” The woman, in disbelief, said “1956?! That long? Come with me and let me make your night better.” The woman and general went back to her apartment and made passionate love for…