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Geography teacher asked if I could name a country with no ‘R’ in it.I said, “No way!” #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

There are 3 rings in a marriage… Engagement ring… Wedding ring… Suffer ring! Why would you want to marry a geologist? They’ll make your bed rock. My wife told me that none of my bee jokes are funny. I told her that really stung. Monk goes to heaven and is studying in the Library. Suddenly...

Riding a streetcar is a tramatic experience. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

1. Why is pirating so addictive? Because once you lose yer first hand, you get hooked! 2. Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank? Because they’ll wash up on shore later. 3. How do you save a dying pirate? You give him CPARRRRR. 4. What happened when Bluebeard fell overboard in the Red...

Is the goddess of wisdom against all we stand for? Yes, she’s an athena. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

1.Two blondes walk into a bar… You would have thought one of them would have seen it. 2. Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead? She was desperately trying to make up her mind. 3. Why was the blonde’s belly button sore? Her boyfriend was blonde too. 4. Did you hear about the...

A prophet is influenced by where he guru up. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

I photographed a bear. It was a Kodiak moment. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

I saw a cactus in Jamaica, and got it confused with pokemon. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

Daughter: “dad, why does Ariel wear seashells” Dad: “because b-shells are too small and d-shells are too big” A police officer just knocked on my door and told me that my dogs are chasing people on bikes. That’s ridiculous, because my dogs don’t even own bikes. In the past, your last name often reflected your...