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I went to the dentist for the first time in 5 years. The dentist asked me when I last flossed. I told him “bro, you were there!” #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

A 60 year old millionaire got married with a 20 year old model. When his friends asked him how he did it, he said: “I lied about my age.” They then asked: “Ah, so you said you were 40?” He answered: “No I said I was 90.” #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

Little Johnny rushes inside, out of breath and shouts, “Mother! Mother! Give me some money for the poor old man that’s shouting along the road!” His mother replies, “What is he shouting?” “Ice creams! Come get your ice cream…” #joke #short #mother Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

A man walks into a bar and orders a glass of 21-year-old whiskey. He takes a sip, then immediately spits it out. “I asked for a 21-year-old whiskey! This is only 18 years. I’m not paying for this! Bring me a 12-year-old cognac instead.” The bartender complies, but again, the man spits it out. “This…

I don’t worry about Friday the 13th. It’s bad luck to be superstitious. On Friday the 13th, I dreamt that a horse in armor was chasing me. It was a Knightmare. What’s the scariest thing to do on Friday the 13th? Check your bank account. Read more on page: 22 Friday The 13th Jokes Whats…

A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. The bartender points to a sign that says, “NO JOKES SERVED HERE” and asks them to leave. They head out without a word. The next day, a horse walks in. Same deal—bartender points to the sign, and with a long face, the horse leaves….

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