A woman asked an Army General when was the last time he had made love to a woman. The general replied “1956, ma’am.” The woman, in disbelief, said “1956?! That long? Come with me and let me make your night better.” The woman and general went back to her apartment and made passionate love for…
Simon Evans, Tom Slater and Fraser Myers discuss the Tory leadership contest, the deindustrialisation of Britain, Iran’s onslaught on Israel and the delusions of Tim Walz. See the spiked podcast and Last Orders live at the Battle of Ideas festival on 19 and 20 October. Get 20 per cent off with the promo code SPIKED24…
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect. They end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and he shows her around his apartment. She notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom, with…
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Ed Miliband, Labour’s energy security and Net Zero secretary, is known to be hapless and gaffe-prone. He’s the man behind the Ed Stone, the most ridiculous stunt of the 2015 election. A man whose struggles to eat a bacon sandwich are notorious. He’s easily one of the most disastrous Labour leaders of recent times. But…