Happy Friday with fresh new jokes
I poured root beer in a square glass.
Now I just have beer.
Why canât you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?
They always take things literally.
A traveling salesman offered me a deal on a coffin
I told him that’s the last thing I need
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
I asked him, âWhatâs the word on the street?”
I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday.
I canât wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
Yesterday, I farted in the Apple Store and everyone got upset at me.
Itâs not my fault they donât have Windowsâ¦
San Francisco isn’t just funny,
It’s hill areas.
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