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  • Your Horoscopes

    Aries | March 21 to April 19

    An in-depth study will reveal that, contrary to popular belief, bedbugs are great and you are the problem.

    Taurus | April 20 to May 20

    Nothing of note will happen to you this week, as the dozens of people you’ll tell about it will be able to attest.

    Gemini | May 21 to June 20

    The universal redshift indicates that the stars are flying away from us at astounding velocities. Perhaps it is more accurate to say “from you.”

    Cancer | June 21 to July 22

    Venus rising in your sign sounds like a welcome harbinger of romantic good tidings, but the zodiac assures you it’s merely decorative.
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  • Your Horoscopes

    Aries | March 21 to April 19

    Your triumphant exit from the worst job you’ve ever had is spoiled when a wino drenches you in flammable vodka vomit and sets you on fire with a menthol cigarette.

    Taurus | April 20 to May 20

    You are a person of uncommon vision. No matter who attempts to dissuade you, hold fast to your belief that your genitals are cramped and need to roam free.

    Gemini | May 21 to June 20

    The stars are peeved that you didn’t renew your subscription to Sky & Telescope magazine, so expect a fat, painful cyst on your ass.

    Cancer | June 21 to July 22

    Take comfort that your funeral next Friday will set attendance records at Radio City Music Hall, as all of New York celebrates.
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  • Your Horoscopes

    Aries | March 21 to April 19

    The mystery of your parentage will be solved this week when General Motors recalls you and 20,000 of your brothers and sisters.

    Taurus | April 20 to May 20

    The twin spectres of confusion and bankruptcy haunt your life when Robert Duvall confronts you with a prenuptial contract you do not remember signing.

    Gemini | May 21 to June 20

    You run afoul of the school board this week when you refuse to answer its questions about the space-heaters installed in your children’s lungs.

    Cancer | June 21 to July 22

    Despite repeated sacrifices to Venus, no loss of virginity is scheduled for you this week.
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  • Seven workplace jokes that are dangerously close to the truth — share with colleagues at your own risk

    There are two kinds of people in the world: those who have had a boss who called daily meetings to work out why nothing was getting done, and those who are not yet telling the truth. These seven workplace jokes are the kind that land hardest on people who have spent decades in an office, a factory, a boardroom or anywhere else a payslip was involved. They are not sophisticated. They are not subtle.

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  • The birthday girl on the cruise ship orders scotch and two drops of water

    She’s 80, she’s celebrating, and she knows exactly what she can and can’t hold. A woman is in the bar of a cruise ship and she asks the bartender for a scotch and two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink, she says, “It’s my birthday today, and I’m on the cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday.” The bartender says, “Well, since it’.

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  • Five jokes about being lost — and the punchline you absolutely did not see coming

    There is a particular kind of joke that makes you groan so loudly that people in the next room ask if you are alright. These are those jokes. Five of them, all loosely connected by the theme of losing things – watches, sight, jobs, tourists, and any remaining sense of dignity. The tour guide one is possibly the darkest joke we have ever published. The cemetery one is a close second.

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  • Political jokes that are funny because they’re true – and sad because they’re true

    From Canberra tourists to missing Nativity wise men, these political jokes will make you laugh, then sigh, then laugh again. Because honestly, what else can you do? A tourist climbed out of his car in downtown Canberra. He said to a man standing near the curb, “Listen, I’m going to be only a couple of minutes. Would you watch my car while I run into this store?” “What?&#

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  • Four police jokes that prove the law isn’t always what it seems

    There is something universally satisfying about a joke where the punchline completely upends everything you thought was happening. These four cracking police stories do exactly that – each one builds beautifully, lures you in with total confidence, and then pulls the rug out from under you at the last possible moment. Whether it’s the most patient designated driver in history…

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  • Grey Hair Explained: And It Might Be the Kids’ Fault

    They say grey hair is a sign of wisdom … but anyone with kids might have a different theory. If you’ve ever wondered where those silver strands really come from, these cheeky jokes might hit a little too close to home. Grey hair is hereditary. You get it from your children. One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her…

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