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Easter is all about sandwiches. Because heroes on the third day. The disciples thought it was about potato chips. Because they took the body and had it all dressed. #joke #short #easter Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition…And finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

1. Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you, and I can’t wait to get to know you better! 2. Knock knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce go on a date and make some memories together! 3. Knock knock. Who’s there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you want to go out with me? 4....

June the 9th is Johnny Depp’s Birthday! Wish him happy birthday with these jokes. Did Johnny Depp just win the defamation caseor was it… misheard​​? Amber Heard’s net worth is $2.5 million and she now has to pay Johnny Depp $15 million… Yeah, she’s forever going to be in Depp​​. What did Johnny Depp’s bed...

I’m sick of vegans interrogating me about my eating habits. It’s like the Spinach Inquisition! #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One weighs a ton, and the other is a little lighter. Three men were in a boat and had four cigarettes, but no lighter, So they threw one cigarette overboard, and the whole boat became a cigarette lighter. I used to be a programmer for autocorrect...

There was a guy in high school that landed a date with the hottest girl in class for the prom.First, he went to pick out a suit, and had to wait in a huge line.Then he went and picked out flowers, and waited in a huge line.Even when he called around for limo’s, he had...

Sweet Jeepsus! I Drive a Christler! #joke Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net