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A mother walked up to the pharmacist and said, “I would like vitamins for my son.”“Vitamin A, B or C?” the pharmacist asked.It doesn’t matter,” the mother replied. “He can’t read yet.” #joke #short #mother Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

My neighbor. She’s single. She’s shapely & beautiful and she lives right across the street. I watched her as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on my door. I opened the door, she looked at me and said, ”I just…

My 7-year-old asked me to take him to McDonald’s. I told him if he can spell it, I’ll take him. He said, “Fuck it, take me to KFC.” #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

A young man from Nebraska moves to Florida and goes to a big “everything under one roof” department store looking for a job. The manager asks, “Do you have any sales experience?” The kid replies, “Yeah, I was one of the best Bible salesman back in Omaha.”The boss liked the kid and gave him the…

A man went to the movies and was surprised to find a woman with a big collie sitting in front of him. Even more amazing was the fact that the dog always laughed in the right places through the comedy. “Excuse me,” the man said to the woman, “but I think it’s astounding that your…

Hey Dad, can you pass the salt?I don’t know, son, can you pass the semester? #joke #short #food #salt Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net