My 7-year-old asked me to take
My 7-year-old asked me to take him to McDonald’s. I told him if he can spell it, I’ll take him. He said, “Fuck it, take me to KFC.” #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
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Did the government withhold facts about Southport?
Luke Gittos, Tom Slater and Fraser Myers discuss the new charges brought against alleged Southport killer Axel Rudakubana. This is a clip from the latest episode of the spiked podcast. Watch the full episode here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60fZ6UfktzM Become a spiked supporter: https://www.spiked-online.com/support/ Sign up to spiked’s newsletters: https://www.spiked-online.com/newsletters/
“We are richer and freer but more alone”
David Goodhart on why family matters.
Bibles to Boats
A young man from Nebraska moves to Florida and goes to a big “everything under one roof” department store looking for a job. The manager asks, “Do you have any sales experience?” The kid replies, “Yeah, I was one of the best Bible salesman back in Omaha.”The boss liked the kid and gave him the…
A man went to the movies and was surprised to find a woman…
A man went to the movies and was surprised to find a woman with a big collie sitting in front of him. Even more amazing was the fact that the dog always laughed in the right places through the comedy. “Excuse me,” the man said to the woman, “but I think it’s astounding that your…
Who Shall Pass First
Hey Dad, can you pass the salt?I don’t know, son, can you pass the semester? #joke #short #food #salt Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
The Democrat election deniersTom Slater on the US election
Tom Slater on the US election
Granny’s gotta go 👵
Live from London’s free-thinking comedy club https://comedyunleashed.co.uk
Halloween Drink
What do you drink on Halloween?Boos. #joke #short #halloween Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
Guy’s wife is having a heart attack and he calls 9-1-1…
Guy’s wife is having a heart attack and he calls 9-1-1 G: My wife is having a heart attack, send an ambulance quick. 911: What is the address G: 1567 Eucalyptus Street 911: And how do you spell that? G: E, U… wait, U, E, C… wait Y,E…. fuck it, meet me on Oak, I’ll…