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AWOL

  • Joined: Friday, February 24th, 2012
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An irate woman burst into the baker’s shop…

An irate woman burst into the baker’s shop and said, ” I sent my son in for two pounds of cookies this morning, but when I weighed them there was only one pound. I suggest that you check your scales.” The baker looked at her calmly for a moment or two and then replied, ”…

The crumbling of the EU empire

To elite Remainers in Britain, the EU is a beacon of economic dynamism, political stability and liberal-democratic values – and Brexit is the worst thing that ever happened. Prime minister Keir Starmer similarly sees cosying up to Brussels as the solution to the UK’s woes. Yet over on the continent, even the most ardent Europhiles…

Adam, a fresh Navy recruit, was eager on his first day…

Adam, a fresh Navy recruit, was eager on his first day aboard the submarine. He reported to the officer, who sized him up and gave his first order. “Adam, I need you to stand by the periscope entry and make sure no unauthorized personnel touch it. Understand?” “Yes, sir!” Adam responded and stood at his…

What To Buy

My girlfriend is impossible to buy for so I asked her best friend what I should get her for her birthday.Best Friend: “Does she like you?”Me: “Oh yes, I am positive she likes me!!!”Best friend: “If she likes you, she’ll like anything.” #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

Two 90-year-olds had been dating for a while…

Two 90-year-olds had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman, “Well, tonight’s the night we have sex!” And so they did. As they are lying in bed afterward, the man thinks to himself: My God, if I knew she was a virgin, I would have been much more gentle with her!…