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In a fit of madness, the carnivore ate a seaweed sandwich — it was a rye for kelp. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

The robbery at the Saudi garment factory was an inside hijab. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

Dogs who attack with no provocation are considered terrierists. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

Why did the pope forbid Catholics from traveling to the land of the beavers?Because – he wanted them to avoid dam nation! #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

June 28th is International Body Piercing Day! Find joke about it! A man walked into a bar… and a table… and a chair. Because he had so many piercings in his face he could hardly see where he was going! How did the blind woman pierce her ear?Answering the stapler. How do blondes pierce their...

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June 27th is nternational Pineapple Day! Find some jokes about it! What do you get when you mix a Christmas tree and an iPad?A pineapple. Everyone thinks I’m weird because I’m addicted to ham and pineapple sandwiches.But that’s just Hawaii roll. What do you call a fat pineapple?A pineapple chunk. The next person that asks...

When my wife was sleeping, I drew Mark Hamill on her forehead. You should have seen the Luke on her face! #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

June 26th is World Refrigeration Day! Find joke about it! What do you call an encyclopedia in the fridge?Cold, hard facts. What do you get if you cross a stereo and a fridge?Very cool music. Why is cold milk always so relaxed?Because it chills in the fridge. What did the ranch say to the refrigerator?Close...

June 25th is Global Beatles Day! Find joke about it! Why did the Beatles stop inviting Ringo to their barbecue?Because he always took the drumsticks! How can you tell if you have an authentic Beatles shirt?When it has a Ringo round the collar. What is John Lennon’s favorite time?9:10 because it’s one after 909. What...