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How did the octopus defeat the shark?He was well armed! #joke #short #animal #shark #octopus Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

My coworker said: “ You should not eat red meat.” I said, “My grandmother lived to be 97.”… She said, “Did she eat red meat?” I said, “No. She minded her own business.” #joke #short #food #meat Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

My girlfriend isn’t talking to me because apparently I ruined her birthday.Not sure how I did that…I didn’t even know it was her birthday! #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerk called 911 when she saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns…

This new technology is for the birds! I sure do miss those good old reliable manual typewriters…Those things didn’t make nearly as many typing mistakes! #joke #short #animal #bird Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him. She says, ‘Hello.’ He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he asks, ‘Do you know me?’ To which she replies, ‘I think you’re the father of one of my kids.’ Now his mind…

Instead of Drew, I’m going to name my kid Driew. Now I know what you’re thinking, but it’s only weird if you read it backwards #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

Did a little mechanical work today… I put a rear end in a recliner. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net