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June 26th is World Refrigeration Day! Find joke about it! What do you call an encyclopedia in the fridge?Cold, hard facts. What do you get if you cross a stereo and a fridge?Very cool music. Why is cold milk always so relaxed?Because it chills in the fridge. What did the ranch say to the refrigerator?Close...

June 25th is Global Beatles Day! Find joke about it! Why did the Beatles stop inviting Ringo to their barbecue?Because he always took the drumsticks! How can you tell if you have an authentic Beatles shirt?When it has a Ringo round the collar. What is John Lennon’s favorite time?9:10 because it’s one after 909. What...

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My new girlfriend told me I’m terrible in bed.I told her it’s unfair to make a judgement in less than a minute. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

June 24th is International Fairy Day! Find joke about it! What did the romantic fairy say to his girlfriend? I’m ‘fairy’ in love with you! Where does the tooth fairy find mislaid teeth?Flossed property. What do fairies learn in school?The elf-abet. The fairy website has low-quality image…They’re pixielated I just paid for a boat ride...

June 23rd is United Nations Public Service Day! Find joke about it! A man goes to the post office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?” He replies, “Yes, caffeine.”“Have you ever served in the military?” “Yes,” he says. “I was in Iraq for two years.” The interviewer...

When I asked my boss for a salary rise because I was doing the work of three men.He said he couldn’t increase my pay, but if I told him the names of the three men he’d fire them. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net