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July 4th is Independence Day (US National Holiday)! Find joke about it! Why do Bigelow employees like the Fourth of July so much?They love to celebrate liber-tea! What is red, white, black and blue?Uncle Sam when he takes a tumble down the stairs. Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in the New York harbor?It...

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I need to re-home a dog. It’s a small terrier and tends to bark a lot. If you’re interested, let me know and I’ll climb over my neighbor’s fence and get it for you. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

After being turfed from his job, the grass thief was sod by police. There was evidence that he was carrying a blade. Also, he sent his wife a John Deere letter. But before lawn he was caught. The man said “I just can’t run no mower.” #joke Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

July 3rd is International Plastic Bag Free Day! Find some jokes about it! How do you stop a baby from turning blue?Take it out of the plastic bag. Doctor, am I going to lose my legs?Idk man, here’s a plastic bag with your legs, if you lose it that’s on you Grocery Store Cashier: Would...

After a hard day’s work, Osama bin Laden likes to relax by applying ointments and a soothing bomb. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

July 2nd is World UFO Day! Find joke about it! Why don’t aliens visit our planet? Terrible ratings. One star. Have u heard about the University For Oceans? I heard the education is out of the world. Why don’t aliens get hungry after being blasted into space?Because they’ve just had a big launch I have...

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