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Why should you feed margarine to a farting parrot? Because – it’s polly unflatulated! #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

A Mobius strip walks into a bar crying. The bartender says: what’s wrong buddy? The Mobius strip replies: Oh, where do I even begin #joke #short #walksintoabar Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

I walked into a bakery and asked the lady at the register if I could buy a bagel with cream cheese. “Sorry” she replied. “We only accept cash” A fly with a bug on its back said Hey is that a mite? The mite replied “I mite be”. The fly replied that’s the worst joke...

Always give 100% at work!Monday – 14%Tuesday: – 26%Wednesday – 42%Thursday – 15%Friday – 3% #joke #short #friday #monday Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

A man goes to a restaurant on Mars and notices a koala in his soup. “Waiter,” he exclaims, “there’s something in my soup!” The waiter responds, “you ordered the eel soup, right?” “Yes.” “Yeah, that’s an eel.” “Have you been to Earth?! Eels look nothing like koalas!” “Yes, but this is a Mars Soup Eel.”...

Do you ever wonder…Why is no one ever the right amount of whelmed? #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net