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My kid came out to me as trans and asked if I still accepted them for who they are. I told them quite clearly that I loved them no matter what they chose. I was being transparent. I just saw a cashier scan the eyes of a rude customer with her barcode reader. The look...

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International Chess Day is celebrated on 20 July. Check out some funny Chess jokes! Patient: Doctor whenever I cough it sounds like this ‘pawn, bishop, queen. Doctor: Sounds like you have a chess infection. I played my friend in a game of chess. She did not think that she could win but she wanted to...

“Mary, if you were a four legged animal and you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?”“I don’t know,” said Mary, “but whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark.” #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

Joan: “I’m looking for a golden anniversary gift for my husband.”Lisa: “But haven’t you only been married fifteen years?”Joan: “Yes, but it feels like fifty!” #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

International Retainer Day falls on July 19 every year. This day challenges you to commit to your beautiful smile by keeping your retainer on after dental treatment. Use these jokes to smile all day long! This lawyer has a $70,000 retainer… He must care a lot about his teeth! I’ve been working for an orthodontist...

Did you hear, the scientists behind Ecstasy drugs are now building a party-gal accelerator? #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

What’s the difference between toilet paper and curtains? I don’t know. So it was YOU! What’s it called when you steal your bike back from the thief? Recycling. My friend couldn’t pay his water bill, so I sent him a “get well soon” card What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can...