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Conveyor Belt Job

During college, I worked on a conveyor belt. One day, I was on a blind date, and she asked me about my job. “I work at the end of a belt,” I said. With an ebullient smile, she asked, “Are you the buckle?” #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

Donate to the spiked Christmas give-a-thon

spiked is funded by you. So please give generously to our Christmas appeal. Here, editor Tom Slater explains why your donations are more important than ever, as dodgy ‘anti-disinformation’ firms try to crush dissenting voices like ours. If you donate £50 or more, and are based in the UK, you can also get your hands…

Last Year On Cyber Monday

Last year I bought an instructional boxing DVD on Cyber Monday.This year I went shopping on Black Friday! #joke #short #friday #monday #sport #boxing Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

Will Islamic blasphemy laws come to Britain?

Jacob Reynolds, Tom Slater and Fraser Myers discuss Labour MP Tahrir Ali’s campaign to criminalise ‘Islamophobia’. Please donate generously to spiked’s Christmas give-a-thon. If you give £50 or more, you can get a free spiked mug, while stocks last. https://www.spiked-online.com/donate/ (Sadly, the mug offer is for UK donors only.)

It Kept On Defrosting

My wife was getting annoyed that I kept leaving freezer door open and it kept on defrosting.We have since split up, it’s all water under the fridge. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

Giggle and Gobble

Why did the Turkey snicker alongside the stuffing?It was an inside joke. #joke #short #animal #turkey Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

The horror of ‘assisted dying’ | spiked podcast

Jacob Reynolds, Tom Slater and Fraser Myers discuss the assisted-dying bill and the Labour MP demanding a blasphemy law. Please give generously to spiked’s Chrismas Giveathon. If you give £50 or more, you can get a free spiked mug, while stocks last (UK donors only). Donate This episode is sponsored by Beckett’s Gin. Viewers can…

Playing Poker

I once played poker with tarot cards…I got a full house and four people died. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net