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A sergeant gives a private a hard time. He says, “Private, I bet you are just waiting for me to die so you can come and urinate on my grave!”The private replied, “No sir, when I get out of the army I am not going to stand in more long, long lines!” #joke #short Read…
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Labour is about to destroy England’s top-performing state schools. That’s the stark warning of Katharine Birbalsingh, head of the Michaela Community School, often dubbed ‘Britain’s strictest headteacher’. Here, Birbalsingh recalls her clashes with Bridget Phillipson, the Labour education secretary. She explains why the government’s new schools bill will drive down academic standards, let bad behaviour…
You know you’re getting old when…When your son’s hair is turning gray. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
What’s the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? Iron Man is a superhero. Iron Woman is a command. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
Q: What’s the difference between Outlaws and In-laws?A: Outlaws are wanted. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
Candice Holdsworth, Tom Slater and Fraser Myers discuss the pensioner visited by police for criticising a Labour councillor. This is a clip from the latest episode of the spiked podcast. Watch the full thing here:
I grew up living paycheck to paycheck…But through hard work, time and perseverance…I now live direct deposit to direct deposit! #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
Candice Holdsworth, Tom Slater and Fraser Myers discuss how US taxpayers financed Stonewall, the UK’s leading trans-activist campaign group. This is a clip from the latest episode of the spiked podcast. Watch the full thing here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWviT3c6–s
The 50-50-90 rule: If you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right…There’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
