Golf Balls Are Like Eggs
Golf balls are like eggs… They are both white, sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to go out and buy more.â #joke #short Read more on page http://www.jokesoftheday.net
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Bring What You Can Carry
Once there was an old rich man who was afraid of dying and leaving all his wealth behind on earth. So, he took up the matter with God. He pleaded day and night to be able to take all his earthly possessions with him. Finally, God conceded. He said the man could take as much...
Why AWOL?
As readers will hopefully have noticed, over the last few months we have been revamping the site, trying to make it more easily accessible and simpler to navigate. In the process, we have come to the realisation that nowhere on the site is any explanation of our name, or how it came to be, so…
Shipwrecked on an Island
Two men were shipwrecked near an island. When they landed ashore, one of them began screaming and yelling, “We’re going to die! We’re going to die! There’s no food! No water! We’re going to die!”The second man leaned calmly against a palm tree. When the first man saw how calm his friend was, he went...
When Jordan Peterson came to Comedy Unleashed
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Inside Joke
My mate recently got divorced from his wife. They decided to split the house. He got the outside. #joke #short Read more on page http://www.jokesoftheday.net
She Told Me To Leave
My wife packed my bags and told me to leave.As I was headed out the door, she said, “I hope you live a long and lonely life!âI replied, “So now you want me to stay?” #joke #short Read more on page http://www.jokesoftheday.net
Reading the Dictionary
Tried to read the dictionary in bed last night.Didn’t finish it. Got up to ‘P’. #joke #short Read more on page http://www.jokesoftheday.net
Jason Patterson at Comedy Unleashed
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Breakfast Time
“If you’ll make the toast and pour the juice, sweetheart,” said Tracy, the newlywed bride, “breakfast will be ready.” “Good, what are we having for breakfast?” asked Dewey, the new husband. “Toast and juice,” Tracy replied. #joke Read more on page http://www.jokesoftheday.net