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Atkins dieters are now fighting climate change. They favour attacks on carbin’. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

A priest, a rabbit and a minister walks into a bar. The rabbit says, “I think I might be a typo!” My wife said, “I can think of 14 reasons to leave you, plus your obsession with tennis.” I replied, “That’s 15 love” “Dad, I don’t want to go to school today.” said the boy....

After a recent college basketball game, the coach spotted a cell phone lying on the floor. He picked it up and handed it to one of the referees, saying, “Here’s your phone.”“What makes you think its mine?” the ref asked.“Easy,” the coach replied. “It says you missed 13 calls!” #joke Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

NED: Why would Castro enjoy a breakfast of poached eggs with hollandaise sauce and a side of potatoes?ED: I dunno, why?NED: ‘Cuz, he’s benedict tater! #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

‘Tell An Old Joke Day’ is celebrated on July 24th. This day is a way to keep old jokes alive and kicking! Luckily, our archive started back in 2008, so plenty of Old Jokes! A guy got on a bus one day and sat in the aisle seat beside an elderly lady. A few minutes...

A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. As her dad donned his tuxedo she warned, “Daddy, you shouldn’t wear that suit.” “And why not, darling?” he asked. “You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning.” #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

An imam’s shoes are made from allah gaiter. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net