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Had my wedding recently. I married a midwife, so she’s upgraded to a full wife. ~Ed Patrick I hear the inventor of bubblewrap shoes has just popped his clogs. ~Olaf Falafel People ask me about my anti-ageing secrets. I use a phenomenal eye cream called Not Having Kids. ~Liz Guterbock I drink decaf coffee. I...

She wanted to buy personalized license plates but she couldn’t afford them. So she changed her name to JKM345. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

I took a stuffed dog to the Antiques Roadshow and was told, “This is extremely rare. Do you know what it would fetch in good condition?”“Dunno,” I said. “A stick?” #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net