AWOL

One day, Uncle Joe got fired from his construction job. His nephew asked him what happened.“You know what a foreman is?” he asked. “The one who stands around and watches the other men work?”“What’s that got to do with it?” he asked. “Well, he just got jealous of me,” Uncle Joe explained. “Everyone thought I...

Janice, my sister, had been pestering her husband, a carpenter, for more than a decade to build a screen door for the kitchen.One day, to her delight, he built and installed one in less than two hours. It was both practical and pretty. She glanced towards the front door and wistfully remarked that one would...

Had my wedding recently. I married a midwife, so she’s upgraded to a full wife. ~Ed Patrick I hear the inventor of bubblewrap shoes has just popped his clogs. ~Olaf Falafel People ask me about my anti-ageing secrets. I use a phenomenal eye cream called Not Having Kids. ~Liz Guterbock I drink decaf coffee. I...

She wanted to buy personalized license plates but she couldn’t afford them. So she changed her name to JKM345. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

I took a stuffed dog to the Antiques Roadshow and was told, “This is extremely rare. Do you know what it would fetch in good condition?”“Dunno,” I said. “A stick?” #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net