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Something In Her Eye

“Last week a grain of sand got into my wife’s eye and she had to go to the doctor. It cost me fifty dollars.”“That’s nothing, last week a fur got in my wife’s eye and it cost me five hundred dollars.” #joke #short #doctor Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

Playing It Safe

Two men, both married, were discussing their lives. Suddenly one says,” You know, I think I would like to die before my wife.”“Why is that?” asked the other.“Because if she’s there when I arrive, she’ll be telling a lot of things about me. I want to clear my account before that.” #joke Read more on…

Labour’s crackdown on pub banter

Graham Linehan, Tom Slater and Fraser Myers discuss how the Employment Rights Bill will bring cancel culture to your local pub. This is a clip from the latest episode of the spiked podcast. Watch the full thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9TaDawFa98

Who Gets What?

Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her math classes:“A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth to his butler, and the rest to charity. Now, what does each get?”After a very long…

Dental Terminology

(Dentist) This is going to pinch a little. (Patient) I love the way you guys substitute words like ‘pinch’ for ‘pain’.(Dentist) You’re right. Hang on to your chair, this is going to hurt like hell. #joke #short #doctor Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net