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When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to survive.It’s a good thing my older brother told me about it. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

On August 16th, celebrate National (US) Tell A Joke Day by doing just that — telling a joke. Find some great jokes here: What’s the difference between an Indian and an African Elephant? One of them is an elephant What’s the difference between Iron man and Iron woman? One is a superhero the other an...

I remember the time when I was reminiscing my love life while cutting up an onion…The onion cried. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

How do you get down off an elephant? You don’t, you get down off a goose. Why are elephants always so broke? They work for peanuts. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? Irrelephant. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

My wife asked me what my favorite time to have sex was?Apparently “when you’re at work” was the wrong answer. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

Why does it take so long to become a full professor? Because it takes ten years to get tenure, and then another ten years to get your fingers back. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net