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I did my first nude painting yesterday.
The neighbors weren’t happy but the front door looks great!

Man walks into an ancient Greek tailors with a pair of ripped trousers.
Tailor says, “Euripides?”
Man says, “Yeah. Eumenides?”

I asked my wife, “Do you know a three letter word for ‘eggs’?”
Her: It’s ova.
Me: Why? Is it because I’m terrible at crosswords?

If I’m reading their lips correctly …
My neighbors are arguing about some creepy guy next door.

I married my wife for her looks.
Though not the ones she been giving me lately.

My son wanted to know what it was like to be a parent.
So I woke him at 2am to tell him my sock came off.

English lesson…

Tsunami
T is silent

Psychology
P is silent

Knife
K is silent

Honest
H is silent

Wife
Husband is silent

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