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Yesterday the Police arrested me for unsolicited Spooning…I wasn’t charged, they just held me over night.Which I loved, by the way. #joke #short Read more on page https://www.jokesoftheday.net

Today is International Bat Appreciation Day! Find a joke about it! What is a bats favorite TV show?Love at first bite. What does a vampire use to bake cakes?Batter. What’s printed in the newspapers when a vampire dies?An obatuary. What did the bat do when he didn’t know the answer to the teacher‘s question?He winged...

I just found out I’m colorblind. The diagnosis came completely out of the purple #joke #short Read more on page https://www.jokesoftheday.net

Today is World Voice Day! Find a joke about it! If a pig loses its voice…Is it disgruntled? I lost my voice today.I can’t tell you how annoying it is. How many voice actors does it take to change a light bulb?Six. One to do it, and five to say, “I was offered that job!”...

Today is World Art Day! Find a joke about it! What do you call someone hanging out by the wall?Art. Why couldn’t the man afford expensive art?He had no Monet. Why was the artist hauled to court?To face the mosaic. What is Salvador Dali’s favorite thing to eat for breakfast?A bowl of surreal. Which famous...

Today is National Dolphin Day! Find a joke about it! Why don’t dolphins play basketball? Because they’re afraid of the net! What is a dolphin’s favourite TV programme? Whale of fortune! What does a dolphin ask when he doesn’t understand? Can you be more Pacific?! How do dolphins make a decision? They flipper coin! #worlddolphinday...

My Russian mechanic souped up my car. Now it drives like a Borscht! #joke #short Read more on page https://www.jokesoftheday.net