International Bat Appreciation Day Joke

Today is International Bat Appreciation Day! Find a joke about it!

What is a bats favorite TV show?
Love at first bite.

What does a vampire use to bake cakes?
Batter.

What’s printed in the newspapers when a vampire dies?
An obatuary.

What did the bat do when he didn’t know the answer to the teacher‘s question?
He winged it.

How does a bat say hi to her mum?
With a sound wave.

Why do bats live in caves?
Because they rock.

What’s a vampire bat’s favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.

How do bats do the register at school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.

What animals are best at cricket?
Bats.

What do little bats eat?
Alpha-bat soup.

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