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Go for the Gold

Joan: “I’m looking for a golden anniversary gift for my husband.”Lisa: “But haven’t you only been married fifteen years?”Joan: “Yes, but it feels like fifty!” #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

Retainer Day jokes

International Retainer Day falls on July 19 every year. This day challenges you to commit to your beautiful smile by keeping your retainer on after dental treatment. Use these jokes to smile all day long! This lawyer has a $70,000 retainer… He must care a lot about his teeth! I’ve been working for an orthodontist...

Party-gal accelerator

Did you hear, the scientists behind Ecstasy drugs are now building a party-gal accelerator? #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

Shy pebble, and few more new funny jokes

What’s the difference between toilet paper and curtains? I don’t know. So it was YOU! What’s it called when you steal your bike back from the thief? Recycling. My friend couldn’t pay his water bill, so I sent him a “get well soon” card What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can...

That’s Not Fare

Taxi driver: “That will be $3.50, please.”Passenger: “Oh dear, I’m afraid I’m a little short. Could you back up a little bit and make it $2.50, please?” #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

Swear words

If you don’t know any cool swear words, ask someone from an Ah – Frickin’ country. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

I Need A Mouse Trap

A woman rushes into a hardware store and says, “Can I have a mouse trap, please? And will you be quick, I’ve got a bus to catch!”“Sorry, ma’am,” said the store clerk, “but we don’t sell ‘em that big!” #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

Justice jokes

17 July is Day of International Criminal Justice. Raise awareness, and laugh with some jokes! Justice is a dish best served cold because… …if it were served warm, it would be justwater. Today I gave up my seat on the bus to a blind person. I was also fired from my job as a bus...

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