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Me: You know, since it doesn’t have a tail, I’m pretty sure it is actually a hamster. Tech support: Okay sir. Please right-click your hamster… It was sad to read that the guy who invented the computer mouse died. Police suspect witchcraft as everyone they have spoken to have placed the cursor on him. #joke…
I was going to sail around the globe in the world’s smallest ship but I bottled it. – Mark Simmons I’ve been taking salsa lessons for months, but I just don’t feel like I’m progressing. It’s just one step forward… two steps back. – Alec Snook Ate horse at a restaurant once – wasn’t great….
Frank Furedi on The Brendan O’Neill Show
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Rob Henderson on luxury beliefs
Rob Henderson on luxury beliefs.
A private walks past and the colonel says “Say there, soldier, do you have four quarters for a dollar?” “Sure thing, dude, gimme a moment,” says the private. “DUDE?!” yells the colonel. “Do you not see the gold leaf on my shoulder? Stand to attention when you talk to me and address me according to…
A cow and a pig are watching TV. Pig: “Wanna watch something scary?”Cow: “Okay by me.” So the pig changes channel to the Food Network. #joke #short #animal #pig #cow #food Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
Jacob Reynolds, Tom Slater and Fraser Myers on the UK’s failure to deport serial offenders. This is a clip from the latest episode of the spiked podcast. Watch the full episode here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXJI3c3-3o4 Become a spiked supporter: https://www.spiked-online.com/support/ Sign up to spiked’s newsletters: https://www.spiked-online.com/newsletters/
Drunkard #1: I will become the chief prime minister tomorrow!Drunkard #2: That’s impossible… I haven’t resigned yet. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
