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Today is Chinese Language Day! Find jokes about it! Q: Why is learning Chinese a piece of cake?A: Because you can always find a “take-out” option!!” Question: Why did the Chinese language student always carry chopsticks?Answer: They wanted to make sure they could always “pick up” new words! Question: How do Chinese language learners stay...
Why did the cannibal look forward to his trip to Europe? Because he had a Swede tooth. #joke #short Read more on page https://www.jokesoftheday.net
Which letter is silent in “scent”…Is it the ‘C’ or the ‘S’? #joke #short Read more on page https://www.jokesoftheday.net
What’s the reason you don’t hear a lot of fondue jokes? Most of the time, they’re excessively cheesy. #joke #fondue # #short Read more on page https://www.jokesoftheday.net
Today is Bicycle Day! Find a joke about it! Q: When is a bike not a bicycle?A: When it turns into a driveway. Q: What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?A: Attire (a tyre – gettit?). Q: What do you call two hippos riding...
Why do vegetarians have no sense of humour? Because they are irony deficient! #joke #short Read more on page https://www.jokesoftheday.net
Delusions of obesity? You might be a hippochondriac. #joke #short Read more on page https://www.jokesoftheday.net
Yesterday the Police arrested me for unsolicited Spooning…I wasn’t charged, they just held me over night.Which I loved, by the way. #joke #short Read more on page https://www.jokesoftheday.net
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Today is International Bat Appreciation Day! Find a joke about it! What is a bats favorite TV show?Love at first bite. What does a vampire use to bake cakes?Batter. Whatâs printed in the newspapers when a vampire dies?An obatuary. What did the bat do when he didnât know the answer to the teacherâs question?He winged...
