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Ian O’Doherty: Why Ireland is ready to explode | The Brendan O’Neill Show

Ian O’Doherty – columnist for the Irish Independent – is the latest guest on The Brendan O’Neill Show. Ian and Brendan discuss what Ireland and Britain’s riots have in common, the aloofness of the Irish elite and how woke replaced Catholicism as the state religion. Order Brendan O’Neill’s A Heretic’s Manifesto now from: 🇬🇧 📕…

Lizard Jokes – to celebrate World Lizard Day

August 14th is World Lizard Day. Get involved with celebrating World Lizard Day by sharing some Lizard jokes I returned my lizard to the pet store as he wouldn’t stop telling dad jokes. That’s not a lizard, the store clerk told me. That’s a stand-up chameleon I saw a lizard … and it became a…

Upgraded bathroom

A guy wakes up with a massive hangover and stumbles into the kitchen, where he finds his wife. “Hey, honey, did you upgrade the bathroom?” he asks. “Why do you ask?” she replies, curious. “Well, I opened the bathroom door, the light turned on by itself, and a cool breeze blew right into my face!…

Why the Big Pause?

A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a whiskey and…(pause)…… cola.”“Why the big pause?” asks the bartender.The bear shrugged, “I’m not sure, I was born with them.” #joke #short #walksintoabar #animal #bear #drinks #whiskey #cola Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

The Nose

Why is the nose in the middle of your face?Because it is the scenter! #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

A tale of two titties!

A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, “Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.” “I know,” the old man said. “We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago.” “Well,” Granny…

Do You Take Children

The father of three called a motel and asked how much they charged for a room. The clerk told him that the rates depended on room size and number of people.“Do you take children?” the father asked.“No, sir,” replied the clerk. “We only take cash and credit cards.” #joke #father Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net