Crayon jokes and puns
Today is National Crayon Day! Have some fun with crayons.
Crayons are just like M&Ms…
They taste the same no matter what colour they are.
I heard in the news that thay’ve found harmful materials in cosmetics and childrens crayons, but in the defense of the big corporations…
They’re doing asbestos they can.
My wife accused me of being unsympathetic and not listening, so I bought her a GI Joe coloring book…
Now she’ll always have a soldier to crayon.
Fill out job applications in crayon…
…and if you donât get hired, just blame it on your color.
I just can’t draw blood
With this orange crayon…
It isn’t sharp enough.
This orange does not taste right…
I think I’m gonna put it back in the crayon box.
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