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Six fresh jokes to start weekend with laugh What’s the opposite of a microwave? A tsunami. I saw a guy and a girl doing high fives in a chemistry lab and I thought, “wow they be bonding.” My doctor advised me to cut down on my sodium intake. I took his advice with a pinch...

The first Saturday in September is International Bacon Day and a day to enjoy all things bacon, including bacon jokes! What is a pig’s favorite song? “Don’t Go Bacon My Heart.” What’s a bacon lover’s favorite musical? “Grease.” What’s a bacon lover’s favorite horror movie? “Frankenswine.” What do you call a dinosaur wrapped in bacon?...

What’s a cat’s favorite book? The Great Cats-by. What’s a cat’s favorite day of the week? Cat-urday. Why did the cats ask for a piano? They wanted to make mew-sic. What’s a cat’s favorite cereal? Mice crispies. What’s a cat’s favorite TV show? Claw and Order. If your cat was an artist, what would they...

Boss: Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension in this time of downsizing. Knock, knock.Employee: Who’s there?Boss: Not you anymore. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

It’s been really hot this summer.The other day I saw a robin pulling a worm out of the ground using potholders. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl’s place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes of his trousers and washes his hands again. The girl has been watching him...

Edinburgh Fringe 2023, the funniest joke: Lorna Rose Treen’s zookeeper pun: “I started dating a zookeeper,but it turned out he was a cheetah.” ~Lorna Rose Treen. Here are the rest of the top 10 jokes: “The most British thing I’ve ever heard?A lady who said ‘Well I’m sorry, but I don’t apologise.'” ~Liz Guterbock. “Last...